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Ryan GosWING Wins the Bat Beauty Contest, but the Dynasty Talk Needs an Asterisk
Oregon's pallid bat took the 2026 crown, and the streak is real — with one catch the victory laps keep skipping.

Oregon's pallid bat took the 2026 crown, and the streak is real — with one catch the victory laps keep skipping.

Fire, earth, air and water sort the twelve zodiac signs into four temperament families. The astrology column reads the shorthand as a wardrobe mood, strictly for entertainment.

In astrology's tradition, Venus holds the taste portfolio: harmony, beauty, the arts and fashion, per the published entry. This column reads the placement strictly for entertainment.

Numerology claims every name carries a number, and the tables behind the claim are published and old. The wardrobe angle is this column's own light game, played strictly for entertainment.